30 Memes for Lounging About

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  • 01
    Adulthood isn't always work and bills sometimes it's....... Meat and cheese on a piece of wood
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    Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible. Well, tell him I can't! see him right now.
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    If you ever think English is not a messed up language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don't rhyme, and neither do read and lead. davidaugust.com 90
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    Janel Comeau @VeryBadLlama the nice thing about my ADHD is that if my apartment is haunted I will literally never notice it "silly me, always leaving these cupboards and drawers open and the sink running at full blast," I say, as a frustrated ghost screams into a pillow in the corner 2:44 AM - 31 Oct 22 Twitter for iPhone 3.256 Retweets 118 Quote Tweets 33.2K Likes
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    "Wow! Where did you learn to kiss like that?" Me:
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    Bed doesn't ask questions Bed doesn't judge Bed is always there for you Bed is nice
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    i only worry about three things 1. everything that happened 2. everything that is happening 3. everything that will happen
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    poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw
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    When you've popped all of the bubbles in the bubble wrap
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    BEARDS ARE COOL MULLETS ARE NOT
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    TALL mia @miaharaguchi garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written
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    Witch: *turns me into a frog* now suffer Me: *chilling on a leaf* Witch: wait Me: *experiencing happiness for the first time in my life* Witch: Wait no
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    sir-thursday: x-file: sir-thursday: Sir that is too big a bite Don't tell him what to do He is causing a scene
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    I'm worried about crime, so I asked a friend from Texas what I needed to defend my home. He said a 9mm, a couple clips, and a box of shells. I put it together pretty quickly. Still not sure how it's suppose to work, though... VIA 9GAG.COM
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    If you can't see the number, You: 4 Have Cold 6 2 Have Headache Need sleep 9 Need Water Are cute have low blood sugar
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    When the cake recipe says put one whole egg in it
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    If your boy crush had this haircut it's time to take some ibuprofen for your back Hlasy Burgen
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    On my tombstone, please write: "Not appreciating my puns was a grave mistake."
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    I'm sad? Tears. I'm tired? Also tears. Angry? Straight to tears. Right away I'm happy? Believe it or not, also tears...
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    K Post BPD Memes Unhinged @thatgrlsanalien "You forget literally everything” Sorry my mechanical meatball malfunctions a lot 10:28 AM 2/22/24 From Earth 600
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    notfye incorrectthesongofachillesquotes Odysseus, reading a fortune cookie: if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same Achilles, with a mouth full of takeout: kill two Source: incorrectthesongofachillesquotes 25,092 notes D
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    GROSHURY LIST Meet "Stakes (Ribi) Bacun Belonie Eas Putatoz Cone on da kob Paper Tals Dish Lickwud Frozun Pitsa (Peparony) Margron Dentoz Chikun Nudle Supe Mountun Du (in da boddel) Letus Unyuns Manaze Musturd Kechup Halapino Popperz Cone Mill Flower
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    When they finally get to know the real you. There. You see? I'm an ugly, horrible, grouchy old man.
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    sadclowncentral 6 Apr 2022 Follow weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh sadclowncentral 6 Apr 2022 "it's dark in here" normal regular observation "finally some quiet" relatable exclamation "doesn't smell like anything in here" absolutely deranged sentence Follow
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    YOU MATCHED WITH JENNIFER ON 2/28/24 I'd like to open with an umbrella joke if you're cool with that! Today 7:11PM Yes, go ahead lol Gotta tell ya, might go over your head... Today 9:03 PM Tell it lol :) + Sent
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    YOU SAY THAT EVERY DAY I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO JOG THIS MORNING IT'S A RUNNING JOKE
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    Jeff Stein @JStein_WaPo Several months ago, a couple we are friends with said they don't sleep on the same side of the bed every night. As in, every night when they get into bed, they don't know who will sleep on which side. Still blows my mind
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    Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans [petting stranger's dog] Me: what kind of dog is it? Him: a hot dog please stop 5:14 PM - Jun 15, 2017 986 383 people are talking about this
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    STAND-UP MY BOYFRIEND WANTS TO ADOPT A PET RACCOON. YEAH. I LIKE TELLING PEOPLE THAT EARLY ON IN MY SETS BECAUSE IT LETS THEM KNOW THREE THINGS ABOUT ME. NUMBER ONE: I AM QUEER. NUMBER TWO: IN A RELATIONSHIP. NUMBER THREE: IT'S INTERRACIAL.
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    ceeks @70Ceeks the last four words in a game of connections 74° FESTIVAL INTERNATION 06 -17 JUILLET मम M NN 20 17 UILLET 11:12 AM - 1/25/24 From Earth 290K Views 534 Reposts 25 Quotes 9.7K Likes 302 Bookmarks
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